On Pimping a Bridge Troll to BookBlow with a $30 Tithe

Next in my ongoing saga to promote my pretty, little bridge troll (Equivocal Destines) is my just-completed promotion using BookBlow Book of the Day.

Right from the beginning, I should make 1 very important thing clear. This promo didn’t go well, but I don’t blame BookBlow for my results. This is a test of the methodology for me, and I think any and all book promotion services that use this methodology will have the same issues as I experienced. I considered leaving BookBlow’s name out of this completely, as I want to look at the methodology, not the service but I’ve included so much detail about BookBlow that anyone could find out who I used in no time, so I’ve added their name anyway.

My BookBlow Tasks

I did nothing. Seriously. Well, I submitted my book using their form – http://bookblow.com/submit-book/ – and paid them the money, but that’s all. My book was already discounted at Amazon.com. No wait, I changed the description to remove the “ENT Promo” text. More on that later. I decided I couldn’t really promote my promo elsewhere because it’s too close in time to my previous promo, so anyone who sees this announcement would probably have seen last week’s announcement and get Equivocal Destines fatigue.

The BookBlow Process

BookBlow uses a very different promotional process to ENT, my previous promo experience, which is why I was keen to try it. The gist of it is as follows:

  1. Twitter blasts
  2. Facebook group posts

Here’s what they actually say. I copy-and-pasted this directly from their page above:

– We tweet 3 times to more than 350,000 readers from these accounts- Our Twitter allies

– We post your book as “Book of the Day” on our Facebook page. BOOK OF THE DAY

– We post on Top 50 book promotion groups on Facebook. Check Top 50 Book promotion Facebook groups

Now, I’ve never been highly convinced that either of these tasks will actually result in sales, but it still needs to be tested, so that’s where we find ourselves now. If one of them’s going to be successful, it has to be the Facebook groups, surely? After all, that’s what Facebook groups are for. Let’s look at their process in more detail, and I’ll add what they actually did for me.

Twitter Allies

My promo was tweeted 3 times, as advertised, by 18 twitter accounts. All 18 Twitter accounts tweeted exactly the same things, at exactly the same times.

  1. Beautifully written and so easy to become lost inside this amazing world.
  2. Exotically-set, full of surprises, and exceptionally well-written,
  3. The book reads quite quickly because it’s hard to put down.

All of the quotes were cribbed directly from my reviews, which I guess is a good way of finding legitimate quotes for the tweets, as long as your reviews are legit (mine all are). I’m very disappointed with the timing of the tweets though. It isn’t difficult to schedule the tweets to go out at randomised times. Hell, I could o that with the free version of Hootsuite in 5 minutes. Blasting out the exact same tweet on 18 accounts at the same time is just spam.

Here’s my next problem with tweet blasts. I’m currently following all 18 of these promo accounts (and more) at the very least so I can see if/when any of them mention my book. How many of the followers of these accounts do you think are actual customers looking for deals and how many are other authors doing the same as me? My main problem with tweet blasting is that I strongly suspect it’s all just spamming to the choir.

Anyway, here’s what happened. I can’t give impression counts as I don’t own these Twitter accounts.

Twitter Ally   Tweet #1 Tweet #2 Tweeet #3
Name Address Followers Listed on Site? Time Impressions Time Impressions Time Impressions
AHA Program @ahapartners 14.4k 6 7:50 AM 10:51 AM 1:51 PM
AHA Program @Ahaprograms 4.1k 10 7:50 AM 10:51 AM 1:51 PM
AmazingAuthors @AmazingAuthors 10.5k 4 7:50 AM 10:51 AM 1 retweet 1:51 PM
Author Giveaway @Authorgiveaway 2.5k 12 7:50 AM 10:51 AM 1:51 PM
Book of the Day @BOOKOFTD 43.5k no 7:50 AM 10:51 AM 1:51 PM
Author RTS @authorRTS 9.1k 9 7:50 AM 10:51 AM 1 favourite 1:51 PM 1 reply
Book Blasts @bookblasts 4.2k 13 7:50 AM 10:51 AM 1:51 PM 1 favourite
Book Blow @bookblow 54.3k 1 7:50 AM 2 retweets 10:51 AM 1:50 PM 2 retweets
Book Tweet Lady @Booktweetlady 9.1k 11 7:50 AM 10:51 AM 1:50 PM
Free Book of the Day @FreeBookDeals 7.1k no 7:50 AM 10:51 AM 1:50 PM
Book Deal @BookDealsPromo 12.7k no 7:50 AM 10:51 AM 1 retweet (same person) 1:50 PM
EBOOK PROMOTER @ebookpromoters 75.5k no 7:50 AM 10:51 AM 1 retweet (same person) 1:50 PM
KINDLE EBOOK REVIEW @reviewmyebook 63.8k no 7:50 AM 10:51 AM 1 retweet (same person) 1:50 PM
Book Tweep @booktweep 57.1k 3 7:50 AM 10:51 AM 1:50 PM
Book Pluck @bookpluck 13.6k 7 7:50 AM 10:51 AM 1:50 PM
<doesn’t exist> @Book_oftheday 2
<doesn’t exist> @bookdeal02_my 5
<doesn’t exist> @pingbooks 8

Twitter Promo Account Activity

Here’s a thought – if this is MY Book of the Day promo, let’s see what else these Twitter accounts were up to on MY day.

First, I checked @ahapartners, because it was first on my list. It was tweeting 8-12 times an hour, on average. It tweeted 14 times during the hour of my third promo tweet. My BOTD promo was 1 of, what, 100-150?

What about the biggest account on the list? @ebookpromoters was significantly less busy but was still tweeting a few times an hour, including 4 tweets during my third promo tweet.

I found a bigger problem than the frequency of tweeting though. The tweets were most definitely copy-and-pasted from the books’ reviews – typos and spelling mistakes included. This wasn’t true of my promo tweets, but other tweets, for other books, had obvious errors in them. Surely we should expect the promo site we’re paying to polish their output instead of blindly copy-and-pasting the semi-coherent ramblings of our fans!

Facebook – Book of the Day

When I checked, https://www.facebook.com/Mybookoftheday didn’t exist!

Top 50 Facebook Book Promotion Groups

I can’t give you any useful information about BookBlow’s promotion of my pretty, little bridge troll on Facebook. Facebook won’t notify me of anything and goes to great lengths to manipulate what people see on the various timelines. Here’s some important notes on the situation though.

  • Most of these groups are 75% full of cookbooks, erotica and zombie novels. Seriously. My book seems a bit out of place.
  • I keep seeing the same group of books cross-promoted on all of the Facebook groups that I check, and they’re all being directly posted by the authors.
  • I stumbled on an ad (direct from the author) for a book I see spammed all across Twitter every day too so I checked its ranking on Amazon but it’s about 250k, so all of that intrusive, annoying ad-spamming on all of these social media platforms are giving it about as many sales as my book historically got.
  • I just wasted 30 minutes scrolling through the last 24-hours of the top 5 groups and couldn’t find a single post about my book anywhere in any of them. Now, I’m not implying BookBlow’s done anything wrong (I did see the post about my book yesterday). More likely, it’s just how Facebook reorders the timeline, only shows certain posts in the timeline and a bunch of other guff like that to manipulate what we see. Who knows, maybe Facebook wasn’t showing me the post about my book because it’s worked out it’s about me so assumes I won’t need to see it. The point is, these groups are flooded.
  • If these 50 groups are actually “Top” groups, as BookBlow claims, why do most of them not even have dedicated group names? Check my table below. It’s easy to go to https://www.facebook.com/username and assign a name. The group owners who haven’t done it must not take their group too seriously.
  • The fact that so many of these groups have approx. the same number of members makes me wonder (like Twitter) if it’s mostly the same 12-13k authors joining all of the groups (like I did) for the purposes of advertising, community-building, etc – ie not buying anything.

So here’s my main problem with Facebook groups. If most of the posts on all of these groups are directly from the authors of the novels being promoted, what do I need BookBlow for?

Here’s the Facebook groups BookBlow uses anyway.

Group # Group Name Website Members
1 BOOK REVIEW & PROMOTION https://www.facebook.com/groups/bookpromo.review/ 29.4k
2 Books, Books and more Books!!! https://www.facebook.com/groups/320356974732142/ 33.3k
3 Book Club https://www.facebook.com/groups/187547284642012/ 14.7k
4 Promote Your Book! https://www.facebook.com/groups/205686289555465/ 16.1k
5 Authors https://www.facebook.com/groups/179494068820033/ 27.4k
6 Amazon Kindle Goodreads https://www.facebook.com/groups/kindle.goodreads/ 21.6k
7 Book Lovers https://www.facebook.com/groups/2204565182/ 20.7k
8 Book Junkie Promotions https://www.facebook.com/groups/bookjunkiepromotions/ 22.3k
9 Aspiring Authors https://www.facebook.com/groups/2204546223/ 22.6k
10 Books https://www.facebook.com/groups/29851114873/ 19.9k
11 Writers and Readers Unite https://www.facebook.com/groups/69073710111/ 25k
12 Writers’ Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/memberswritersgroup/ 28k
13 Authors and Book Lovers Discussion https://www.facebook.com/groups/authorspostyourbooks/ 21.3k
14 All About Books https://www.facebook.com/groups/AllAboutBooks2009/ 20.6k
15 BOOK PLACE https://www.facebook.com/groups/bookplace/ 22k
16 Passion for Books https://www.facebook.com/groups/passionforbooks/ 29.3k
17 Books Gone Viral https://www.facebook.com/groups/booksgoneviral/ 21.5k
18 Celebrating Authors https://www.facebook.com/groups/157960580960255/ 14k
19 Indie Author Book Promotion Page https://www.facebook.com/groups/571135069563269/ 26.2k
20 SUGGEST ME A BOOK https://www.facebook.com/groups/135014283196453/ 13k
21 A new place to advertise books for sale https://www.facebook.com/groups/aplacetosellbooks/ 11.1k
22 I love books https://www.facebook.com/groups/iluvbooks/ 12.3k
23 Urban Author’s E- book club https://www.facebook.com/groups/178147335598872/ 11k
24 The Kindle Hub https://www.facebook.com/groups/327660353939762/ 11.1k
25 Kindle readers and authors https://www.facebook.com/groups/337141432986476/ 15.7k
26 Kindle Publishers https://www.facebook.com/groups/512098985483106/ 17k
27 The Facebook Book Club https://www.facebook.com/groups/8211764644/ 11k
28 Book marketing & review exchange https://www.facebook.com/groups/bookmarketingandreviews/ 35.3k
29 The Literary Lounge authors, writers, publishers, and illustrators https://www.facebook.com/groups/135486133130440/ 13.3k
30 Novelspot Readers https://www.facebook.com/groups/NovelspotRecommendsbooks/ 13.7k
31 All Things Books https://www.facebook.com/groups/allthingsbooks/ 17.6k
32 Kindle … https://www.facebook.com/groups/acrebooks/ 13.3k
33 Hot Reads https://www.facebook.com/groups/429922670407471/ 12.6k
34 The Book Nest https://www.facebook.com/groups/booknest/ 12.2k
35 Advertise your Book https://www.facebook.com/groups/177830275661611/ 10k
36 Author Promo and Book Sales Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/147716185430164/ 11.6k
37 Books that will free your mind. https://www.facebook.com/groups/217829088277112/ 16.9k
38 Book Promotion & Links https://www.facebook.com/groups/303475983057542/ 5k
39 HONEST KINDLE BOOK CLUB https://www.facebook.com/groups/715699865117336/ 6.5k
40 Kindle Book Sharing https://www.facebook.com/groups/367069680033403/ 6.3k
41 Aspiring Novelists https://www.facebook.com/groups/aspiringnovelists/ 6.6k
42 Indie Authors International https://www.facebook.com/groups/160213917377540/ 8.8k
43 Writer and Authors and Readers unite and rejoice https://www.facebook.com/groups/476236565733229/ 8.8k
44 The Writers Connection https://www.facebook.com/groups/WritersConnection/ 7.6k
45 PROMOTE YOUR BOOK https://www.facebook.com/groups/201856639887358/ 7.5k
46 Amazon Kindle/eBook Readers UK/Europe/Asia/Africa/Elsewhere https://www.facebook.com/groups/129536203777715/ 9.6k
47 Amazon book and ebook readers https://www.facebook.com/groups/419504758165134/ 16.4k
48 Reviewers Roundup https://www.facebook.com/groups/ReviewersRoundup/ 13.5k
49 Author Meeting Place https://www.facebook.com/groups/authormeetingplace/ 4.4k
50 Support An Author https://www.facebook.com/groups/supportanauthor/ 7k

What about my book description?

I mentioned earlier that in preparation for my BookBlow sale, I removed the ENT promo text from my Amazon book description (and Kobo and Smashwords). Here’s the thing – this appears to have actually had a negative impact on my sales. Seriously. You’ll understand more in the next section.

Results

So, after all of that, you have to be desperate to know how many copies of my pretty, little bridge troll I sold, and how much profit I made, through my BookBlow promotion.

0

Yep, seriously. For the whole 24-hour period after the first tweets of my BookBlow promotion, I sold a grand total of zero copies of my pretty, little bridge troll.

W.T.F !!!

An endless series of “WTF” statements…..

What lessons can we, should we, learn from this complete debacle? My personal choice – what I assumed from the beginning:

  1. Tweet spamming doesn’t sell books. Everyone knows this, as far as I’m concerned, I just proved it. My Twitter follow list is full of authors, and I assume so are those of the Twitter accounts the advertisers use.
  2. Facebook was – past-tense – a great place to promote your wares, but this is (apparently) no longer true. The grapevine says Facebook’s no longer a social network, but is now just a sales machine for people who aren’t you or me. Everything’s geared towards Facebook helping people sell things when they pay Facebook, which I didn’t, and I doubt would work anyway. Word is, Google+ is the new place to go. I’ll test that later.
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4 thoughts on “On Pimping a Bridge Troll to BookBlow with a $30 Tithe”

  1. So sad! Matches my experience of book promotion generally in that Tweets, Facebook do not sell any of my books. Even anthologies result in zero sales. And as for Kindle KDP… what a waste of time! Drives me nuts that I have a list of good books but just cannot get them in front of readers who are prepared to pay the cost of a coffee to try one.

    There is an opportunity for some-one who knows how to sell books! I write, you sell, and we split the profits… how about that?

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    1. I once read that even Stephen King is a new/unknown author to most readers, because even though he’s sold, what?, a hundred million books, still most people in the world haven’t bought one or read one. We all sort of have the same problem. His is just less of a “how do I pay the rent?” problem.

      I’d like to agree with your idea about finding an expert to advertise your books for you, but I don’t think it would work. My problem is the same as with traditional publishers and Kindle Select. As soon as outsource part of the process, you have to sign over some of the rights for your book. Now, with traditional publishers 20 years ago, this was a no-brainer. You sign over the rights to the book, they publish it and everyone (might) make money. These days, they don’t seem to add any value, so now indie publishing 0 where you get to keep your rights – is a better proposition. Kindle Select’s the same in that you have to give Amazon exclusivity for the 90-day period but you don’t actually get much for it. I rented (or whatever) a pile of copies of my book for 90 days on Kindle Select and I haven’t seen even a single cent from Amazon from all of those readers.

      If you (or we, or everyone) find a marketer who actually knows what the magical formula is to find readers and get them to part with their $3, then everyone’ll start using this same advertiser and their magical formula will instantly become useless. Then you’re parting with part of your royalties and still getting very little for it. Even if their magical formula stays shiny and magical, they’ll be trying to run a business, so will be using their process for hundreds of authors so your book will be diluted by all of their customers. bla bla bla… you get the idea. If you outsource marketing for your book to someone else, all you’ll end up doing is spending money.

      This is a big part of the reason why BookBub, BookBlow, KBoards and all the others are only “usually” successful or only “modestly” successful. I’m writing in the wrong genre and my book for some reason always seems to appear near the bottom of their long list of titles in each advertising email, so I get very limited returns. It’s mostly my fault because I chose the genre, blurb and cover art, but they’re still putting me at the bottom of their list (for purely chronological reasons, I assume).

      At the risk of continuing the rant, even positive reviews on Amazon are becoming useless as they’re so easy to buy. Only negative reviews are useful these days, and you don’t want them.

      Nope. There’s no magical advertising plan or formula and signing over some rights or royalties to someone who claims to be able to advertise for you will give you no guarantees of success beyond what you can do yourself but will cost you. Sad but true.

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  2. Raymond – yes, you depressingly right. But… Good car sales-people still sell cars even if their particular model is not the best, cheapest, sexist etc on the market. They do it because they are good at selling – something I am not.

    Traditional publishing with its selection of a very limited number of authors and their repressive gate-keeping methods is fine for the publishers and their few authors. Can I be an optimist and say that the marketing specialists have not yet appreciated the potential of the many good but slow selling ebooks out there? And that one day (soon?) sellers will apply themselves to making money out of books like mine.

    The goods are available, guys; if you can move them, you can virtually name your percentage.

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    1. Your scenario creates a problem for marketers, which is probably what’s limiting their activities. There’s so many crap indie books out there that they can’t find and verify the good ones and keep their operation profitable. They don’t want to be associated with bad quality works, so they do nothing. I much prefer the plan though.

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